Give Me Coffee and No One Gets Hurt Mug | Funny Dog Coffee Mug | Retro Bullmastiff Mug | Atomic Hound Humor Cup
Some mornings require caffeine before conversation. This retro-styled Bullmastiff mug gets straight to the point: give me coffee and everyone survives.
Featuring a bold mid-century atomic color palette, playful coffee-cup pattern, and a gentle-giant Bullmastiff with serious opinions about mornings, this mug is perfect for dog lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone who wakes up feral but charming.
Great for home, office desks, or as a gift for the person who should not be spoken to before their first cup. Funny, vintage-inspired, and packed with big-dog energy—because peace was never an option without caffeine.
Durable, eye-catching, and guaranteed to get a knowing nod from fellow coffee drinkers who understand the stakes.
☕ 11oz & 15oz premium ceramic collector mug
🐶 Signature Atomic Hound Bullmastiff artwork
🎨 Authentic mid-century atomic design palette
🖐️ Designed for daily use, worthy of display
🎁 Ideal gift for collectors, dog lovers, and coffee loyalists
Sip responsibly. Coffee first. Civility later. ☕🐶
The Atomic Hound™ — where good dogs, great design, and strong coffee keep the world spinning.
More details
- December 11 - US/EU Standard shipping
- December 16 - US/EU Rush shipping
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Atomic Hound
- Email: contact@support.atomichound.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
11 oz
- Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)
15 oz
- Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
- Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.