“Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong” Retro Dog Lover Gift | Mid-Century Atomic Style Mug
Start your day the peaceful way—with coffee, not crime. This hilarious retro-inspired Bullmastiff mug features classic mid-century atomic styling and a deadpan reminder that caffeine makes society safer.
Perfect for Bullmastiff lovers, big-dog households, dark-humor enthusiasts, and anyone who should not be spoken to before their first cup. The retro atomic design brings classic 1950s diner energy with a modern dose of truth.
Whether it’s for home, office, or passive-aggressive desk communication, this mug does the talking so you don’t have to.
Why you’ll love it:
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Retro mid-century atomic design with Bullmastiff artwork
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Dark humor that pairs perfectly with coffee
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Great gift for dog lovers, coffee addicts, and non-morning people
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Ideal for work desks, kitchens, and “do not engage yet” moments
Drink responsibly. Speak later. Coffee first.
Part of The Atomic Hound collection—where big dogs and bigger moods collide.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Atomic Hound
- Email: contact@support.atomichound.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.